A watched pot never boils.
That’s the dumbest saying ever, because it does, in fact, boil (it’s inevitable unless you are watching with the burner off, in which case you are also an idiot).
But it’s a good saying to apply to my situation with my email. I basically spend all day every day while I’m at work hoping that someone will email me (procrastination!). The days on which I don’t have time to look at my email, my long-lost friends are resurfacing and contacting me to show signs of life, people are inviting me awesome places, etc. On days like today - which is essentially every day - I check my email constantly and…nothing.
In related news, I’m apparently free all weekend. What are you people doing? Anyone want to be friends?