Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Getting ready for bed

1. Wash face.
2. Brush teeth.
3. Floss.
4. Pee.
5. Get in bed.
6. Hamster around. Get comfortable in those blankets, gurl.
7. Smell something weird.
8. Try to seek out the smell without getting out of bed.
9. Think it might be your dog…? That is foul.
10. Get out of bed to see what’s going on. Sherlock Holmes the situation.
11. You stepped in dog poop at the park earlier and it has been seeping into every corner of your room since shoe removal a few hours ago. There is even a smear on the floor. Heavens to Betsy.
12. Throw shoes in hallway, close door.
13. Back in bed.
14. Re-hamster.
15. Bedtime.

I guess this is growing up

I just ordered a 11 cup food processor and I haven’t been this excited over a purchase in a long time.

Can’t wait to whip up some falafel in this bitch!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

It was a good weekend.

Friday, April 18, 2014
i just need to get my shit together me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer)

The view yesterday. (Today? Sideways rain.) (at Destin, Florida)

The view yesterday. (Today? Sideways rain.) (at Destin, Florida)

Thursday, April 17, 2014
Just hanging out in Hotlanta with Herschel from The Walking Dead. (“Don’t feel bad, I now have two heads. They let me keep it.”) (at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport)

Just hanging out in Hotlanta with Herschel from The Walking Dead. (“Don’t feel bad, I now have two heads. They let me keep it.”) (at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport)

Sunday, April 13, 2014

I went to bottomless mimosa brunch, got a bit of a sunburn, and then took my dog to the dog park.

No pictures were taken. Does that mean none of this happened?

Friday, April 11, 2014
🎤”Get out of my dreams/Get into my car” 🎶

🎤”Get out of my dreams/Get into my car” 🎶

littlejandthecity:

Current emotional state: poop emoji with a sad face.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Thai food tonight

Y/Y?

- Holly Peterson

- Holly Peterson

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Attn: Subway

I’m definitely not going to get something called a Flatizza from somewhere that hasn’t even perfected the art of making the sandwich that they have named themselves after.

Thanks,

the Mgmt

I can’t be the only one who does this

I don’t feel like listening to music on my walk home but I still am planning to put my headphones in so I don’t have to talk to anyone/street people don’t harass me.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014
travelchannel:

NORTH ARI ATOLL, MALDIVES While lounging above the Indian Ocean in your private maritime nirvana, what marine life might you see through the glass-bottom floors? Or, while soaking in your oversize plunge pool out on the sundeck, might you spy one of the Maldives’ famous yellow fin tuna, or perhaps a manta ray?  (via W Retreat and Spa : Daily Escape : Travel Channel)

Dream life.

travelchannel:

NORTH ARI ATOLL, MALDIVES
While lounging above the Indian Ocean in your private maritime nirvana, what marine life might you see through the glass-bottom floors? Or, while soaking in your oversize plunge pool out on the sundeck, might you spy one of the Maldives’ famous yellow fin tuna, or perhaps a manta ray?
(via W Retreat and Spa : Daily Escape : Travel Channel)

Dream life.